Saturday, February 5, 2011

Words of the Day X

Bleurghhh!

Today, I woke up and remembered I drank last night. Twas excellent, until, at approximately 8 o'clock the next day when a drunken mate charged into the room next door and pissed in a box. Next to my mates head. I was woken up this morning by my friend being woken up by cock and piss.


Japanese Word of the Day is: 息子  (むすこ)
                                            Musuko

English Word of the Day is:  Pissant


Musuko means son. It also is a colloquialism for cock, dong, pole, staff, wang, the purple helmeted yoghurt thrower and the ruiner of boxes. Enough said.

Pissant is a word courtesy of England, apparently referring to an insect that smells eponymously. Used as an insult, it proves most confounding and archaic. Splendiferous.



 Musuko in a sentence: 息子にご覧になって頂けませんか？
                              Will you not please lay eyes on my cock? (Hyper-polite form)


Well, that's about it for me today. Tell me in the comment section if you've ever been pissed near.
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17 comments:

  1. RawFebruary 5, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    Lol that's probably not the best way to wake up.

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  2. CoilisFebruary 6, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    Terrible way to wake up, specially if you have a hang over. Oh yeah and you need more translations, maybe add chinese for the hell of it.

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  3. my day in a sentenceFebruary 6, 2011 at 3:07 AM

    Who pisses in a box?! :D

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    I can only laugh at both of these words.... XD

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  5. JordanFebruary 6, 2011 at 5:28 AM

    my dad used to call me a pissant :(

    your friend,
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  6. DudemeisterFebruary 6, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    What do eponyms smell like?

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  7. ChrisFebruary 6, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    lol @ will you not lay eyes on my cock

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  8. BdgorshFebruary 6, 2011 at 6:44 AM

    Pissant seems like a useful addition to my insult vocabulary. Thanks for that.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    Oh hello hangover.

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  10. Mr. InsaniumFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Im really enjoying these word posts!

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  11. temptationFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    I think the day can't start better than that :D

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  12. LennyFebruary 6, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    nice starting in the day :D

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  13. Das Auto!February 6, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    never been pissed near, proud to say.

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  14. !sense!February 7, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    hhahahahhahahahahahah. Fun drunks

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    lol funny post

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  16. GweeboFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:55 AM

    Great Japanese words! I'm trying to learn Japanese, and these words of the day will be a nice bit of knowledge.

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  17. DanFebruary 10, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    Ah of course, the hyper polite form.

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