Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Words of the Day IV

Silent, but violent.

Today, someone farted, and it was rank. But handily, that leads me to today's words of the day!


Japanese Word of the Day is: 行くぞう
                                           IKUZOU

English Word of the Day is:   Flatulence


Ikuzou is the imperative, short form of Iku, which means to go. Plain form imperatives are rarely used outside of the military as far as I can gather, and very impolite, however....

Flatulence is the blue-blooded way of saying a fart, letting one rip, making a squelcher, and so on. When you do this, it's either awesome, or nasty, depending on where you are in the scheme of things. Long story short, if you can catch someone with their mouth open, you win the most. if you are caught with your mouth open, well, that just sucks for you. Don't force it though, or there may be consequences!

Ikuzou in a sentence:  屁 したから地獄に行くぞう。
                                   Because you farted you can fuck off to hell.

Well, thats about it for me today. Tell me in the comment section if farts are hilarious or gross! Also, todays word's of the day were provided by my friend Wills. Blame him for today's topic.
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21 comments:

  1. joeymaxJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:55 PM

    funny stuff mate!
    http://joeymax-stayathomedad.blogspot.com/

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  2. Joel SmithJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    SOMEONE feels strongly about farts.

    *cough*

    http://arma2uo.blogspot.com

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  3. Con QuesoJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    lol, That was quite funny. Not the most useful japanese word to learn, eh?

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  4. my day in a sentenceJanuary 27, 2011 at 2:38 AM

    They are hilarious, of course.
    To be perfectly honest, I farted twice whilst reading this post. :D

    Following and supporting!

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  5. ootoriJanuary 27, 2011 at 4:23 AM

    Check out my Japanese blog!

    http://ipiliviensomewhere.blogspot.com

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  6. BdgorshJanuary 27, 2011 at 4:33 AM

    Isn't the imperative spelled いくぞ, rather than いくぞう?

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  7. CrazyJuanJanuary 27, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    Almost certainly. Today's blog was very slapdash. I typed out my 3000+ word essay and then typed this out, so I appologise for any misleading Japanese. I just couldn't be fucked. :p

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  8. BlahCooCooBlahJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    bahahaha! I love it! I'm following! I need to learn japanese and you make it interesting :D

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    Haha, that ia quite an interesting sentance you have there.

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  10. Gooner ThoughtsJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    never knew a word like flatulence even existed

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  11. JordanJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    flatulence lol its a funny word

    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  12. OonoesJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    屁 したから地獄に行って下さい。

    Because you farted, would you please go to hell?
    Polite version :D

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  13. DudemeisterJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Awesome blog! Following you.

    wellthisdoesntsuck.blogspot.com

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    lmao a squelcher. I'll admin to doing this on a regular basis

    blundersfrom6foot2.blogspot.com

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  15. Ante BabajaJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    cool, thanks. japanesse is so cool

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  16. temptationJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    flatulence...sounds a bit aloof

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  17. TheSCIINewbJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    ewww farts

    wtbmoarpylons.blogspot.com

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  18. ChrisJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    i lol'ed

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  19. xchodaxJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    lol learning to say "fart" will come in handy esp. since the gf likes to rip em up. I swear sometimes I feel like passing out.

    Keep up the good work and keep that japanese coming homie

    http://www.xchodax.blogspot.com

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  20. ericsJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    although that line is insulting, it being in japanese makes it look pleasant.

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  21. Das Auto!January 27, 2011 at 11:53 PM

    farts can be funny, but not when someone farts in the elevator.

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